W
The Hooliganz - Lethal Zone
Total Score: (
2
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1
)
Score by rounds:
( 0
-
1
)
( 1
-
0
)
( 1
-
0
)
Matchpoints earned:
(5)
Match Write-up
Drotalion:
Please don't get mad on me for those :-) I would like to say only "gg" but nope, you lost, now you have to read what I have to say . To my speech, I want to start with a quote from one of the biggest leader of the world.
“If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!”
? Adolf Hitler
But I would love to explain. Today, my dear friends, is not a win we gained on the battlefield. Today, the floor of pl_upward didn't got painted red with the blood of german soldiers, so we only get a "win".
What is a win my friends ? is it about to push a bomb in a pit ? NEIN !
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN. It is not acceptable to say, we fight to have fun ! Die Schutzstaffel fought today to be happy ! And with our win against os nave, or bote salvas, I don't mind what this "Abschaum" calls themselves, we got happy. With our win, I reminded as I took the virginity of my first girlfriend.
As we defended the first point, it remind me, how Marina not allowed me to have sex with her for the first 6 months. I did everything, I sacrificed too much money, I invited her to the mega romantic dates. But nope, she just didn't allowed me. Just like you tried EVERYTHING to get our first point. But nope.
But our capture of your first point reminded me our virginity sex. I tried to get in, but there was lots of resistance. So I popped über to get my cock hard and got in slowly, but powerful. Result : I got in, she shouted and blood everywhere. Just like your character model destroyed everywhere and you was falling back shouting like little baby girls.
Long story short, Russian communist TF2 Team supported by German Gestapo, called as "The hooliganz" won the match. We did really good today and I have to tell, that os nave is a really strong team. But we fought as a team, we won as a team, and after our win, we heard the russian antheme, as a team ! Like it already done once by Chess Club on the first loose of os nave.
Good game, really good game :) I hope we can play scrims / officials against those guys in the future ! =)